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April 28, 2007

A DIFFICULT SUBJECT

"lesson 9, let me see what is that..."
instructor flips booklet
"speed adjustment... acclerator control... brake control..."
instuctor drives around the circuit while reading
he finally stops at a corner and say
"aiyo! why give me such a difficult subject to teach??!!!"

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geraldine drives and stop behind the car number 11
"why all these people like to stop here stop there one??"
"see see! another one stop over there!"
geraldine thinking...
"err... mai ah ney gong leh... your student here also buay zai one leh..."

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"uncle!! drive faster can!!"
geraldine takes a look at the "uncle" and realise it is actually a young boyish girl with short hair
"i don't think it's an uncle leh..."
"it is lah!"

"see auntie learning driving"
geraldine takes a look at the "auntie" and realise it is actually an uncle with long hair
"actually, it's an uncle with long hair"
"huh? really arh?"
"he is wearing a hairband some more..."
"eee... don't understand what these people are thinking..."

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slow slow slow.

slow in driving. slow in reaction. plain slow. stop too near to the car in front. must keep distance from stationary vehicle. still stalling engine. forget to cancel signal. moving off too slow...

still a long way to go.

April 20, 2007

A PRETTY HORNY LESSON

i am driving on the road.
i spotted a cat crossing the road, slowly...

"oh! a cat!"

i slow down...

"you should horn it."
"horn the cat??!"

hrm...

minutes later, a grey car was behind me.
the road was pretty wide, so the car did an illegal overtake.

"haha... can't wait..."

my instructor presses the horn.

"he's not suppose to do that. should horn."
"okay..."

April 18, 2007

YOU DRIVE LAH, I WANT TO SLEEP...

my first night lesson
my first on the road experience
my first try on 3rd gear

and my instructor tells me he is tired and wants to sleep...

arrrggghhh!!! *pulls hair*

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"why are you like a giraffe?"
"lean back lah!"
geraldine leans back.

"why your mouth open so big??"
"waiting for flies to fly in?"
geraldine closes mouth.

"why do you keep talking to yourself?"
"from the mad club!"
instructor laughs...